LYNN SAMUELS

Lynn Cures Impotency

Impotence

Lynn reports a story about an Italian woman suing her husband for hiding his impotency.  But, in typical fashion, this story triggers a personal anedote - which Lynn shares along with giving her opinion on the lawsuit.

Don't Forget Your Mothers Day Order at ProFlowers.com

Pro Flowers Mothers Day

The specials may have changed, but the sentiment hasn't.  So no matter what flowers you get Mom (or anyone else), go to www.ProFlowers.com, click on the radio microphone on the top right, and type in LYNN.  You will get special offers and, more importantly, she still gets credit (I went with the two dozen roses).

Dead Woman Comes Back As Potato Chips

Potato Chips In Mauseoleum

One of my all-time favorite Lynn stories.  It's one of the first things I went too after she died because I hoped she would give a clue as to what she wanted - or what she didn't.  Ultimately the only thing I got out of this is that she didn't care all that much what happened to her body after she died - but she hoped she wouldn't turn into a can of potato chips.  Especially not sour cream and onion!

Lynn Tells a Bible Story

King Solomon

Orthodox Easter is This Weekend

Greek Easter

Lynn explains how she learned about Orthodox Easter - which was during her time selling greeting cards.

Spanish Woman Knocks On Lynn's Door

Spanish Speaking Woman

Woe be to anyone who couldn't speak English around Lynn.  And even worse if you knocked on her door!

Lynn Talked About Trayvon 7 YEARS AGO!

Stand Your Ground

Back in July of 2005, Lynn talked about the Stand Your Ground bill before it was signed into law, SEVEN YEARS before the Trayvon Martin case.  So, if you were wondering what she'd be saying about it today, take a listen.

Lynn Gets Arrested!!

Lynn The Felon

Lynn tells about how employees at WBAI seized the station and were eventually arrested.  She also explains why she thinks so many people on the left are full of crap.

Heisenberg Principle

Heisenberg Principle

Lynn would like to interview John Laroquette, but refuses to do it on tape.  Why?  Because of the Heisenberg Principle.

Rude Powerpuff Girls

Coffee talk

Moral of the story - don't cut in front of Lynn...ever!

Shopping For Pickles

Shopping For Pickles

Only Lynn can turn buying pickles at a street fair into a police riot.  Then again, anyone who had the grave misfortune to run into her while taking up more than one seat on the subway heard FAR worse!

Religion, Scams and Pyramid Schemes

Religion Or Scam

After seeing a TV report on the Kabbalah, Lynn shares her previous encounters with various religions and what she thought of them.  And, she makes a startling revelation of a lifelong dream.

Sex Talk With Lynn

Sex At Car Wash

Lynn starts with the story about a man having sex with a vacuum cleaning at a car wash, and segues into foreign objects in rectums.....enjoy!

Martha Stewart Waves At Lynn

Martha Waves At Lynn

Delivery Man Trapped In Elevator

Delivery Man Trapped In Elevator

A chinese food delivery man was trapped in an elevator in the Bronx for FOUR DAYS!

Judge Is Anti-Wiccan

Wiccans

A judge rules against divorcing parents raising their child in the Wiccan religion

Three Wishes with Amy Grant

Three Wishes with Amy Grant

Only Lynn would: a) review a show she hated and b) spend so much time discussing a show she had no intention of talking about.  P.S.  I have no recollection of this series...but I guess someone got their wish.

Killer Birds In Houston

Gackle

Now, she constantly says "gackle", but I believe she means "grackle".

Bicyclist Killed By Truck

Bicyclist Killed

I can't find the exact photo Lynn is talking about, but this was taken at the scene.

 

Cunnilingus On A Plane

Cunnilingus On Plane

Proving she can talk about anything, Lynn talks about her favorite story - the man who was accused of performing oral sex on his girlfriend on a plane.

Lynn Meets Bill Clinton

Meeting Bill Clinton

Only Lynn Samuels can talk about meeting Bill Clinton and, somehow, work in the word "testicles"!

Ted Kennedy Sings in Spanish

Ted Kennedy Sings in Spanish

While discussing immigration on a morning show, Ted Kennedy sings this little ditty in Spanish!

Another Final Destination Story - From 1993

Run Over By An Airplane

Lynn's fascination with the hand of God goes WAY BACK.  Enjoy this clip from WABC.

Lynn Remembers Estelle Getty

Estelle Getty

Lynn always wanted to be an actress.  At various points in her life, she worked with various theatre companies and hang out with many actors.  One of the people who made it big was Estelle Getty.  In this clip, Lynn remembers her old friend.

Pro Flowers for Valentine's Day

Pro Flowers Valentine's Day Compilation

One of Lynn's duties on both terestrial radio and Sirius/XM was to do live reads of commercials.  What most people don't know if that getting Lynn to do a live commercial was incredibly popular with advertisers.  She was CONSTANTLY asked to do them - primarily because she had her own colorful way to make the copy stand out.  I should add that there were many commercials Lynn simply refused to do.  If she didn't believe in the product or felt it was questionable, she'd say no.  Pro Flowers was one she always liked to do.  Christmas, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, whatever.  They always sent her flowers to thank her.  In the last few years when the flowers would arrive at Sirius, Lynn would ask that they be given to her favorite engineer - Jackie.  Enjoy!

Pedestrian Lynn Infuriates Driver At Intersection

Crossing the Street

Why did Lynn cross the road?  To yell at a driver!

Oral Sex Causes Tonsil Cancer

Tonsil Cancer

When a study allegedly found a link between tonsil cancer and oral sex, Lynn started talking about it and ended up discovering an entirely different conclusion in the process.

Lynn Is A Fatalist

Final Destination

When God decides it's your time to go, it's your time to go.

NEW MUSIC COMING SOON FROM ABBA

Happy Birthday, Terry from Queens - 2009

 

Happy Birthday Terry from Queens - 2009

 

Since Lynn would typically talk to Terry every year on his birthday, it seems appropriate that she do so again today.  Enjoy!

And happy birthday, Terry!!

MICKEY ROURKE GETS PLASTIC SURGERY FOR FILM ROLE

Lynn Discusses Pat O'Brien

Lynn Discusses Pat OBrien

Back in 2005, entertainment reported Pat O'Brien's phone sex messages were leaked and it was quite a scandal.  Lynn was one of the only people to not only play the messages on the air, but also give her own colorful commentary.  Her doing so caused quite a stir in two ways: 1) she got loads of free publicity as someone who did whatever she wanted and 2) she was "asked" to please refrain from discussing the subject.  And yet, the clip lives on in infamy.

Good Luck With That Flu Shot

Flu Compilation

Longtime listeners know that Lynn obsessed about getting her annual flu shot.  Enjoy these clips as she discusses her attempts at getting a shot in 2005 and 2006.

Lynn Wants To Learn How To Juggle

Juggling

In two clips, Lynn talks about how she always wanted to learn how to juggle.  This comes up apropos of two completely unrelated subjects - Colombine and America's Got Talent, with a dash of Joan of Arcadia.

Lynn vs. Joy Behar - A History Lesson

Joy Behar

Lynn has always ripped Joy Behar apart.  In this clip, she explains their history - and what happened when they ran into each other at Sirius.

Lynn Suggests People Buy Kosher Coca Cola

Kosher Coca Cola

Lynn explains the difference between regular Coca Cola and Kosher Coca Cola.  Along the way, she explains when Coca Cola started adding high fructous corn syrup, corn farmers, barley, beer, diet soda, the story of Passover, Moses, and even global warming!

Lynn Describes Her Radio Work History

Lynn's Broadcast History

When a new listener asks Lynn where she came from, she launches into a brief trip down her history in radio.

Lynn vs. Ann Coulter on FoxNews - July 20, 2007

Lynn's last appearance on national TV was on FoxNews back on July 20, 2007.  She was debating Ann Coulter about teaching children what is appropriate and inappropriate touching.  Making it even more historic is that Lynn's basically defending the Obama administration, if not Obama himself.  Enjoy!

 P.S.  This was, at one point, on YouTube but has mysteriously disappeared.

YOUTH VOTE PUSHES PAUL TO 2ND PLACE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE

Ketamine Cures Depression

Lynn on Special K

Lynn shares her experience with Ketamine.

RICK PERRY WANTS TO RE-INVADE IRAQ

RON PAUL CALLS NEWT A CHICKEN HAWK

T-BONE RESCUED FROM FROZEN LAKE

TEXAS TITTIES TOPPLE TARGET

Radio Alive - Lynn's Old Theme Song

Radio Alive

Since a few of you have asked for it, here is Lynn's old theme song "Radio Alive" by Mark Johnson.

Newt Speaks Spanish - Lynn Translates

Newt In Spanish

From 2007 - After condemning bilingual education, Newt Gingrich tries to smooth things over by making a speech in Spanish.  Lynn provides her own colorful commentary and a running translation.

Lynn Shares a New York Moment - 1990

New York Experience

 

Lynn Samuels In a MOVIE!

A true rarity - I may be the only person who has this movie, "Run for Cover".  I don't think it was ever released, but Lynn appears in this single scene - which certainly captures her unique style.  Enjoy!

P.S.  When I showed this to her a few years ago, she thought it was HYSTERICAL - but was glad it didn't get much attention.

 

CLASSIC LYNN SAMUELS - Reviewing "Shining Through"

This is, without a doubt, one of my favorite Lynn clips.  From WABC, circa 1992.  One of the first things I ever heard from her, and still the one I go back to which I think epitomizes her.  Not only is the review classic Lynn, but the follow-up caller...and how Lynn turns the tables on her.  The brilliance, the quick mind, the humor....it's all there.  Enjoy!

Shining Through

 

Mike Feder Tribute on SIriusXM - Saturday 6PM

Don't forget - Mike Feder will be paying tribute to Lynn on what was really her "home" - SiriusXM Left 127 (ok, it's no Sirius 146, but still...).  Saturday night starting at 6PM EST.  I will be on and some others close to her.  He'll also be taking calls, so this will be a perfect time for the regulars to chime in.